Why DependaBob?
Bob Never Cancels.
Karen has a thing. Sharon's daughter is visiting. Linda "totally forgot."
Bob is already there. Bob has been there since 11:40. Bob needs nothing. Bob has no opinion about your Charleston and would never dream of sharing it if he did.
Bob never cancels
He lives in your mahjong bag and comes out with the tiles.
He never complains.
He plays quickly.
He doesn't maj in error.
He doesn't comment on everything.
He sometimes passes Jokers during the Charleston.
Important Note About Your Order
Bob doesn't exist yet. This is a preorder for a product in development. Your card will be charged today and I expect to ship by September 15th, 2026. If that date slips, I'll email you and you can cancel for a full refund — no questions, no forms. You can also cancel any time before then for any reason.
Customer care
We're always on your side: keeping our loyal customers happy is our top priority and number one goal.
A 4-inch cast resin figurine with real personality, a rotating set of strategy tip cards, and absolutely no opinions about your discard pile.
Adult collectible - not a toy.
DependaBob is currently available for preorder. Orders will ship within 6–8 weeks. Thank you for your patience.
Designed in Denver. $25.